Hearing Aids and Dr. Seuss .. Continued

Youngest Dr. Seuss Karyn Dawn Baker 2000 Ears Ears Hearing Aids Hearing Aids One ear One ear Ear drum pounding One ear Two ear Ear drum pounding RRRRRR BOOM!!! RRRRRR BOOM!!! RRRRRR BOOM BOOM!!! Hearing Aids on Ears Implants to Ears BOOM BOOM BANG BOOM BANG BOOM BOOM People have hearing aids... ...and animals don't. Ear drum Ear drum Ear drum ears Hearing Aids pick up noises Hearing Aids pick up sounds Humm Sing Humm Sing Humm Sing Sing Hearing Aids come Hearing Aids go Ears with hearing Aids POP! POP! POP! POP WHISTLE POP WHISTLE RING! RING! RING! Ears Listen-ears work all day. BOP POP BOP POP BOP BOP BOP Hearing aids in ears More and more hearing aids Many more hearing aids Many more hearing aids Many more noises Many more sounds Millions of Hearing Aids Million of Implants Million of noises Sounds in the ear drum all day long! BOP BOP POP BOP POP BOP POP BOP

Most Original Dr. Seuss Rick Farrow 2000 Don't say I've not warned you This verse is quite bad It's spur of the moment So don't think that I am mad. The time has come I have to fly My hearing aid battery is about to die Will it die in a meeting? Will it die during greetings? Will it die on a farm while the sheep are all bleating? It will die without rhyme It will die without reason It can die quite suddenly No matter the season It dies in the very strangest of places While I earnestly watch other people's faces It can die quite suddenly so there is no sound It can be unnerving with others around. I groan and I curse this terrible thing That helps to drown out the terrible ring The whistle, the roar That goes on in my ears That's been part of my life for so many years. I find one that is round and shiny and new Not scratched or defaced Or covered in glue I put it in slowly With a smile on my face And rejoin the world With remarkable pace The sounds hum and the sounds roar I wonder what it was that I did before I found these wonderful amazing things That help me to hear and make my heart sing. Most Drunk Dr. Seuss Cathy Hilden 2000 Do I want to hear? Do I want a beer? What a silly question to hear while guzzling down my beer. Give a little cheer. Bottle up the fear. Keep it very clear and be careful not to jeer. Do I wear an aid? Are there cards called spades? Deal out the deck while I adjust my shades. This is very silly But never ever frilly Because it's written by someone whose name can rhyme with hilly.

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