Hearing Aids and Dr. Seuss

Best Deaf Dr. Seuss

Robyn Carter
2000

Jeff Deaf Deaf Jeff Deaf is Jeff Jeff is Deaf Jeff can't hear he has to wear Something little in his ear Bold Mold Jeff's mold is bold bold mold new mold cold mold red mold Plaid Aid Aid Plaid Jeff's Aid is Plaid A Hearing Aid Plaid Aid, red Mold Jeff's Aid is Bold Here comes Sue She has one too Jeff and Sue They stick like glue Clear Ear Ear is clear While ear is clear They cannot hear 'Earin' Aid Aid in Ear With these aids These two can hear.

Dr. Seuss's Convention Poem

Barb Rulason
2000

RED AID BLUE AID YELLOW AID PLAID AID 1 EAR 2 EARS 1 TO LOUD 1 TO SOFT TURN ONE UP TURN ONE DOWN GOTTA HAVE THEM JUST RIGHT NOW I HEAR WITH BOTH EARS ANOTHER DAY STARTS ANOTHER DAY ENDS WITH BOTH EARS SET TO HEAR HERE I COME HERE I GO SOON I'LL BE ON THE ROAD TO SAN DEIGO

Most Dr. Seuss Like

LinnieSue Williams
2000

Aid Aid I have no aid! Hear Hear, I cannot hear! Why no aid? Why not hear? Seems I'm deaf in both my ears! Try Try Find one to buy. Strong Strong They will last long. I did try I did not buy They just could not amplify! CI CI Not yet have I. Maybe yes Maybe no Still not sure which way to go! Think Think Do they come in pink? Slow Slow Learn more in San Diego!!!

Most Clever Dr. Seuss

Sheila Heaney
2000

One Aid Two Aid No Aids New Aids Did you put them in your shoe Did you look till you were blue? Did you put them on the bar Did you look near and far? Did you put them in your ear DId you put them in your rear? Did you put them where the sun don't shine I'd never admit that they were mine! Did you put them in a packet Did you put them in your pocket? Did you make a lot of racket When you couldn't find the packet? Did you hear what I have said Did you put them in your bed? Did you put them in the shower Did you look for many an hour? Did you really look to far Did you not known where they are? Did you have them in your ear When you were looking far and near?

Most Dr. Seuss Book-like

Kate Johnston
2000

I am Sam Sam am I That Sam-I-am! That Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am! Do you like hearing aids? I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like Hearing aids. Would you like to hear here or there? I would not to hear here or there. I would not like to hear anywhere. I do not like hearing aids. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Would you like to hear in a house? Would you like to hear a mouse? I do not want to hear in a house. I do not want to hear a mouse. I do not want to hear here or there. I do not want to hear anywhere. I do not like hearing aids. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Would you like to hear in a box? Would you like to hear a fox? Not in a box. Not to hear a fox. Not in a house. Not to hear a mouse. I would not wear them here or there. I would not wear them anywhere. I would not wear hearing aids. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Would you? Could you? In a car? Wear them! Wear them! Here they are. I would not, could not, in a car. You may like them. You will see. You may like to wear them in a tree! I would not, could not, in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be. I do not want to hear in a box. I do not want to hear a fox. I do not want to hear in a house. I do not want to hear a mouse. I do not want to hear here or there. I do not want to hear anywhere. I do not like hearing aids. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. A train! A train! Would you, could you, on a train? Not in a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! Sam! Let me be! I would not, could not, in a box. I would not, could not, to hear a fox. I will not wear them to hear a mouse. I will not wear them to hear in a house. I will not wear them to hear here or there. I will not wear them anywhere. I do not like hearing aids. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark? I would not, could not, in the dark. Would you, could you, in the rain? I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train. Not in a car. Not in a tree. I do not like them, Sam, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not to hear a mouse. Not to hear a fox. I will not wear them here or there. I do not like them anywhere! You do not like hearing aids? I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Could you, would you, to hear a goat? I would not, could not, to hear a goat! Would you, could you, on a boat? I would not, could not, on a boat. I will not, will not, to hear a goat. I will not wear them in the rain. I will not wear them on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not want to hear in a box. I do not want to hear a fox. I will not wear them in a house. I do not want to hear a mouse. I do not want to hear here or there. I do not want to hear ANYWHERE! I do not like hearing aids! I do not like them, Sam-I-am. You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may, I say. Sam! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see. Say! I like hearing aids! I do! I like them, Sam-I-am! And I would wear them in a boat. And I would wear them to hear a goat ... And I will wear them in the rain. And in the car. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. I hear so good, so good, you see! So I will wear them in a box. And I will wear them to hear a fox. And I will wear them in a house. And I will wear them to hear a mouse. And I will wear them here and there. Say! I will wear them ANYWHERE! I do so like hearing aids! Thank you! Thank you, Sam-I-am!

Funniest Dr. Seuss

Martha Mattox-Baker
2000

INSIDE, OUTSIDE, UPSIDE DOWN One hearing aid OUT of the case One hearing aid In the case. picking UP .. UP the case put in purse UPSIDE down. Carrying purse into town Drop the purse, OUT falls case landing RIGHT SIDE UP not on its face. Open case check the aid See if any parts mislaid. Hearing aid is fine Give the thumbs up sign. Put hearing aid on... and life goes on.

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